it would be a club of lame. sigh.

are you eating nothing? because that is bad. I have been eating, um, toast, and chocolate, and the other day I went to the shop and bought crisps and ricecakes and fruit juice and an entire chocolate cheesecake and they are all gone now too. i had to stop eating toast because the bread went all mouldy - I should look and see if it is still there, it was kind of exciting-looking.