kbk | (no subject)

nostalgia_lj is evil. She is talking to me. Um, they aren't necessarily related. But. Snippets from the convo. Not including the, uh, 13/Fitz we're crafting. Urgh. Um. Yeah.

nostalgianitro9: if fitz was non-fictional, would you shag him?
ficcer kbk: probably not
ficcer kbk: would you?
nostalgianitro9: oh
nostalgianitro9: no
nostalgianitro9: he probably has VD
ficcer kbk: but since he isn't non-fictional...
nostalgianitro9: that;s alright then

and

nostalgianitro9: someone shoul dwrite that. HINT.
nostalgianitro9: Cos, it's the Doctor... but a girl.. and..
ficcer kbk: yes they should *reflects HINT*
nostalgianitro9: *bats HINT back*
ficcer kbk: *ducks and cowers*
nostalgianitro9: *HINT attacks ruth*
ficcer kbk: *waves hands around trying to get the HINT to go away*
nostalgianitro9: *HINT eats Ruth and makes her craft it into fic*
ficcer kbk: *whimpers pathetically*
nostalgianitro9: you could co-craft avec I?
ficcer kbk: 'k

And now she's sending me lines of porn. Oh dear.

Oh, and Compassion/Anji is now Comanji, like the Native Americans but not. Even though they've never met.

*blinks*

Why is this making sense to me?