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Don't tell family about any tentative plans you may have and be looking forward to. Because they might fall through.

And then you have to put up with hearing from each and every one of them: "are you not going out then?"

Well, gee. What do you think? I'm just sitting here long after I thought I would be gone because, uh, I'm actually an astral projection? You think I'm sitting sulking because I'm so very glad to still be in this house? Yeah. Right.

Fan. Fucking. Tastic.