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I'm attempting to write the chocolate porn, but I just... I can't! I can't seem to write more than a phrase without *headdesk*ing in embarrassment and laughter! It's not... I mean, I have to write it now, just so I can show you how utterly awfully cliched and, and, and undescribably bad I can be, but I'm gonna be sending this in under my real name, and these people are going to think that's the best I can do, and I just. Oh, lord. I should try and write something else, I think, because this is just not working in the slightest.

In other news, I have to do some work this weekend, and I will. Honest.