and another thing...
Dec. 31st, 2002 01:02 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kbkKrycek is not fluffy. In fact, X-Files and fluff just do not go together for me. I can maybe see Mulder being goofy-romantic, or someone doing that for him, but... fluff. honestly. no.
angsty, violent, screwed-up, conflicted, hate-filled, nefarious, psychotic, arrogant, caustic, sexy, rat-bastard, totally-fucking-mental - maybe. I don't like uber-evil Krycek. but... aargh. I'm reading M/K at the moment, and really. no.
as nostalgia just said, "he's innately fluffy. haven't you seen all those episodes where he kills people without a second thought?"
but that's excused because he was:
coerced into it by threats against his loved ones
protecting Mulder
getting revenge against the world for his rotten-childhood/rape/dead-lover/dead-father/whatever
defending the world
really on the good guys side
confused
so. yeah.
and this leads in beautifully to the
What Slashy Krycek Cliche Are You?
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Hardcore Badass Killer Krycek!
Holyyyy shit! Krycek, you are a total badass! Armed to the teeth with switchblades, hunting knives, garottes, Glock .45's, and thermite grenades, nobody messes with you. For crying out loud, you can kill a man with one hand in under a second! Slash readers and writers alike find you unbearably sexy, especially when they get to the loving depictions of your tight black leather trousers, steel-toed boots, and emotionless, blank green eyes. Rrroowwwrrr! You kick serious ass, Hardboiled Stone-Cold Killer Cliche Krycek!
which is very funny. but doesn't have a "look at all" so you have to sit and find them. you really do.
oh, and one other thing:
he has one arm! it happened! get used to it, people!
wait, sorry, my mistake. amputees can't be fluffy.
angsty, violent, screwed-up, conflicted, hate-filled, nefarious, psychotic, arrogant, caustic, sexy, rat-bastard, totally-fucking-mental - maybe. I don't like uber-evil Krycek. but... aargh. I'm reading M/K at the moment, and really. no.
as nostalgia just said, "he's innately fluffy. haven't you seen all those episodes where he kills people without a second thought?"
but that's excused because he was:
coerced into it by threats against his loved ones
protecting Mulder
getting revenge against the world for his rotten-childhood/rape/dead-lover/dead-father/whatever
defending the world
really on the good guys side
confused
so. yeah.
and this leads in beautifully to the
What Slashy Krycek Cliche Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
Hardcore Badass Killer Krycek!
Holyyyy shit! Krycek, you are a total badass! Armed to the teeth with switchblades, hunting knives, garottes, Glock .45's, and thermite grenades, nobody messes with you. For crying out loud, you can kill a man with one hand in under a second! Slash readers and writers alike find you unbearably sexy, especially when they get to the loving depictions of your tight black leather trousers, steel-toed boots, and emotionless, blank green eyes. Rrroowwwrrr! You kick serious ass, Hardboiled Stone-Cold Killer Cliche Krycek!
which is very funny. but doesn't have a "look at all" so you have to sit and find them. you really do.
oh, and one other thing:
he has one arm! it happened! get used to it, people!
wait, sorry, my mistake. amputees can't be fluffy.
