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[kbk]

Ood 3-gamma-3 had been a little strange ever since the day Ood 1-alpha-8 walked in on OfficerScott and OfficerManista in the showers.

"They call them breasts," commented Ood 1-alpha-4, which served up proteins for the officers and prided itself on the knowledge it gained from overheard conversations. "They use them to sleep on."

Ood 1-alpha-5 didn't think that was right, but then Ood 1-gamma-1 through 1-gamma-9 wanted to know what sleep was, and the subject of breasts was put to one side.

Later, though. "They look so soft," Ood 3-gamma-3 hummed through the back of their mind. "OfficerScott would put her face between OfficerManista's breasts just to feel how soft..."

The telepathic field skipped up to Basic Nine for a few moments, as the Ood appreciated the picture. But none of the humans noticed.

Comments

[wishfulaces.livejournal.com]

That? Sheer brilliance. Love it.

"They call them breasts," commented Ood 1-alpha-4, "They use them to sleep on."

*snicker*

[kbk]

Heh. Just one of those ideas. :)

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

Ood are so wee.

[kbk]

With their blinky little faces.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

And their little orb thingies that they hold with such pathos.

I hope houe elves do not all die in Book Seven and merit a mere one line.

[kbk]

goddammit! I didn't even think of... and the one line would be all about Dobby, as well. buggrit.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

I don't think the Inimitable JK would dare. She's already got the Harry/Hermione lot to hide from.

[katemonkey.livejournal.com]

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.

[kbk]

Hee. Yay.