IM attempt

[kbk]

Um. I hope this works. *blinks* Yeah, OK, I really ought to be typing up the stuff I wrote earlier (before and during the 'concert', obviously) and writing more, but hey! it can wait! *headdesk*

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[kbk]

M 15:28:31: Every five seconds a message will appear on the screen to remind you of God and to admire him by zekar. This Widget loads Arabic text from a file and displays it on the screen at the fixed intervals
15:29:02: bak. um. holy crap!
M 15:29:08: Yup.
M 15:30:02: That's a pretty rapid rate of god-love
15:30:18: You wouldn't be able to do anything else. Which is probably the point.
M 15:30:54: Also it would trigger epilepsy, ahem, cause fits of religious fervour.
15:31:55: I thought speaking in tongues was an evangelical Christian kinda thing.
M 15:32:12: I'm sure we can all enjoy it!
M 15:32:14: Love Calculator evaluates the affinity of two people on the basis of the algorithm developed by Matthijs Sypkens Smit and Thijs Kinkhorst. The algorithm to evaluate the affinity is online, therefore, you need an Internet connection in order to allow this Widget to work. Enjoy it!!!

M 15:32:32: I remember a What If? tie-in one that had smutty wee graphics
15:32:46: Imagine being called Kinkhorst.
15:32:52: It is a bit close to kink/horse.
15:32:55: um.
M 15:32:58: I'd love that more than anything.
M 15:34:48: Jack/ianto 31%...
M 15:34:56: i am not lame, oh no
15:35:26: *cackles*
M 15:37:03: Jack/gwen 8% ha ha!
M 15:37:18: Jack/Owen 44%
15:37:46: but surely gwen's humanity overrides such trivial things as maths
M 15:37:54: Jack/The Doctor's Hand 76%
15:38:01: squee!
M 15:38:08: Twoo Wuv!
15:38:26: but how can it be love when one of them doesn't have a heart!
15:38:37: "Oh Jack! I love you from the bottom of my... palm!"
M 15:38:41: Um... er...
15:39:12: "You have my metatarsals!"
M 15:39:29: *swoon*