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[kbk]

Yesterday, I read an email and said, "Bollocks." Possibly that is not the usual response to getting a job interview. And yet. [It is part-time shelving assistant, and I ticked yes on the disability question so I'm going to go in and be honest about the part where people scare me but I can totally work. Whatever.]

Before that, I was looking at jobs and things, and there was an ad for "sexy cleaners, all sizes". Apparently they make really good money. I'm almost considering it.

Comments

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

So do people phone up and ask for a medium sexy cleaner?

You could clearly shelve books. Nothing about your brain makes any difference to that and if they think it does they are evil. I think explaining clearly and calmly is quite good in that if you can portray it as not a problem that tends to carry over.

[kbk]

I don't know! [and I forgot to mention the main reason against it, which is the fear of turning up and finding out the guy was, like, my uncle.]

And yes, this is exactly my thinking.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

This is why employment in anything remotely approaching the sex industry should be done far from home. What the neighbours might say has nothing on fun family-based psychological scarring.

I would totally employ you to shelve my books, but I am obviously biased. Although you would have to devise a cataloguing system for mine and magically fit them into too little space, so a mere library is a piece of piss in comparison.

[kensson.livejournal.com]

It's slightly less disturbing than asking for a cleaner sexy medium. But only slightly.

[edithmatilda.livejournal.com]

In that case might it not be easier to order a medium sexy cleaner to clean the original sexy medium?

[kensson.livejournal.com]

You'd probably want a sexy medium cleaner. The frightening thing is, I wondered whether I'd pay to see that ;o)

[kbk]

Wait, are we talking about spiritualists, here?

[kensson.livejournal.com]

I believe so. But whether there's any sense remaining in the conversation is debatable.

[kbk]

It could be a medium like in art, or mass media.

But sense is entirely optional.