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May. 17th, 2003 06:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kbkSo I'm doing this real-time RR thing with the_cube and I'm supposed to be writing at the moment but the other person hasn't shown up, and I'm writing by myself and I've got a bit, but, y'know, procrastination.
And. Um. Anyway, I was thinking about this "My ___" meme, and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nostalgia_lj was nagging me to do it, so I'm going to do bits and bobs for random characters because I don't... I dunno. I'm writing M/K as of now so I'm doing M and K now. Perhaps.
My Mulder...
...is a violent fucked-up bastard who tries to solve his problems with his fists, especially when it comes to Krycek
...is not actually that good a fighter
...totally idolises Scully and sees her as far too pure and wonderful to be touched
...is totally oblivious to many of the manipulations being conducted on him
...but sees enough of them to think he knows it all
...wants to know the truth
...knows that there is no such thing
...thinks Krycek is a sexy little bastard
...swears quite a lot
...doesn't always understand his motivations
...learned psychology to be able to fuck with people's heads
...is a smart-mouthed pig-headed self-assured cunt
...has severe self-confidence issues
...writes poetry on the Internet under an assumed name
...believes in many things, some contradictory
...
My Krycek...
...is hopelessly in love with Mulder
...but realises that Mulder is a violent fucked-up bastard
...often turns out a bit wimpy and pathetic
...has the ability to appear the stone-cold assassin whenever he wants
...was ensnared in the Consortium from birth if not before
...wants to do the right thing
...but is willing to do the wrong thing for the right result
...though he doesn't always know what the right result is
...thinks Scully is a stuck-up bitch, and is amazed at how long she's put up with Mulder
...swears quite a lot
...gets picked on by the universe
...often ends up in situations he has no idea what to do with
...doesn't believe in any kind of god
...believes in hedging his bets
...was really pissed off when they cut off his arm
...but didn't mind using it for psychological one-upmanship
...was forced to read Dostoyevsky as a child
...has engaged in auto-erotic asphyxiation, since he doesn't trust anyone else to do it for him
...thinks Mulder, being the smart one, shouldn't be asking him for explanations
...is a mouthy little fuck
...despises several aspects of his character
...but tends to shift the blame for these onto others
...is such the sub
...loves weapons of all kinds, though he has a special soft spot in his heart for a well-crafted knife
...
And I've realised I really don't know enough about canon to be an effective part of something like this. Seriously. I do not know enough about the X-Files. Though, y'know, sometimes I think CC doesn't know enough about the X-Files to write it, so...
Grr. Arg. Must write more.
And. Um. Anyway, I was thinking about this "My ___" meme, and
nostalgia_lj was nagging me to do it, so I'm going to do bits and bobs for random characters because I don't... I dunno. I'm writing M/K as of now so I'm doing M and K now. Perhaps. My Mulder...
...is a violent fucked-up bastard who tries to solve his problems with his fists, especially when it comes to Krycek
...is not actually that good a fighter
...totally idolises Scully and sees her as far too pure and wonderful to be touched
...is totally oblivious to many of the manipulations being conducted on him
...but sees enough of them to think he knows it all
...wants to know the truth
...knows that there is no such thing
...thinks Krycek is a sexy little bastard
...swears quite a lot
...doesn't always understand his motivations
...learned psychology to be able to fuck with people's heads
...is a smart-mouthed pig-headed self-assured cunt
...has severe self-confidence issues
...writes poetry on the Internet under an assumed name
...believes in many things, some contradictory
...
My Krycek...
...is hopelessly in love with Mulder
...but realises that Mulder is a violent fucked-up bastard
...often turns out a bit wimpy and pathetic
...has the ability to appear the stone-cold assassin whenever he wants
...was ensnared in the Consortium from birth if not before
...wants to do the right thing
...but is willing to do the wrong thing for the right result
...though he doesn't always know what the right result is
...thinks Scully is a stuck-up bitch, and is amazed at how long she's put up with Mulder
...swears quite a lot
...gets picked on by the universe
...often ends up in situations he has no idea what to do with
...doesn't believe in any kind of god
...believes in hedging his bets
...was really pissed off when they cut off his arm
...but didn't mind using it for psychological one-upmanship
...was forced to read Dostoyevsky as a child
...has engaged in auto-erotic asphyxiation, since he doesn't trust anyone else to do it for him
...thinks Mulder, being the smart one, shouldn't be asking him for explanations
...is a mouthy little fuck
...despises several aspects of his character
...but tends to shift the blame for these onto others
...is such the sub
...loves weapons of all kinds, though he has a special soft spot in his heart for a well-crafted knife
...
And I've realised I really don't know enough about canon to be an effective part of something like this. Seriously. I do not know enough about the X-Files. Though, y'know, sometimes I think CC doesn't know enough about the X-Files to write it, so...
Grr. Arg. Must write more.
